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2010-10-06

Star Jobs


Now you realized that you have the symptoms. So what you should do every Saturday morning? Yes, grab yourself a copy of The Star.

That’s what I did last Saturday. And I even went to a cyber café. I was thinking about sending a CV to N***** when I printed my resume. Back home…..

Mak: Resume sape ni ngah?
Angah: Resume angah mak.
Mak: Hantarla kat N*****. Kat N***** ada banyak peluang. N***** bagi training. Kerja pun seronok. Nizam, kawan mak tu, dulu dia keje kat S***. Bila dah keje N*****, die kata dah tak nak kua N*****. Seronok keje kat N***** katanya. Front Line Manager dah tentu2 dapat RM 5000. Mak tengok ramai budak course angah join N***** sekarang. Chemical Engineering kan? Cuba je anta dulu. Nanti bagi mak satu copy resume angah. Mak nak anta kat HR. Kat N***** angah boleh dapat pengalaman. Macam manager mak tu, 3 tahun je keje, sekarang gaji dah besar. Pergi luar negara lagi. N***** hantar training. Angah cubalah hantar dulu. Mak rasa boleh dapat. Lagipun angah kan biasiswa N*****.
Angah: Ok mak…

After 4 days, the resume is still laying on the table. Collecting left over of semprit and kuih goyang. A black stain can be seen on it. Probably almond london. But who cares? I am not going to send the resume to N***** anyway.

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY really works.

4 pendapat tak boleh pakai:

dhalila said...

mak lupe tu..letak dalam sampul lelok, pagi sebelum mak g keje, bagi kat mak..huhuh

jenanese said...

huhu..bukan sebab mak lupe..tapi mmg tak nak anta..

Mohafiz MH, M.D. said...

Aku tahu apa N***** tu..nyam2..ehe..apsal tak hantar jib?

jenanese said...

aku tak tau la pih...aku mmg nak anta..tapi bile dengar mak aku cakap2,terus aku jadi malas..

reverse psychology nih..hehe..

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